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Oct. 30th, 2002 07:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jdmkleini got to take the dog out for his second run of the day all by myself this evening. Master decided it was time to make chili and dog is used to going out in the early evening. i said i'd take him to the ball park for a run, not out in the desert. Master said fine, so me an' the dillrodney dog went off on our own.
Max will never be invited back to the ball park. i thought i stopped far enough away from the cricket players but i was wrong. i opened the door for the poochie and he was off like a shot, straight towards the cricket pitch. He snatched up a ball and ran away. The guys playing cricket never knew what happened, the dog was in and out so fast.
The next thing i know, i'm playing chase with a dog who thinks we are having fun. He ran back towards the cricketers and unfortunate for them, he found another ball. He was really confounded, how to pick up that second ball without losing the first one. i finally grabbed his collar and told him to give me the balls. He dropped the one, and moved away from the other. About that time, a BIG cricket player came running toward me. i gave him the balls and apologized, but i don't think he saw the humor in the situation.
So dog and i moved away from the cricket pitch. And when i let him out again, he spotted some boys out for a run. He decided that looked like fun. The boys were about 200 meters ahead of the dog and he took off again like a bat outta hell. Head out, ears down, tail flying in the breeze, and those boys were nervous. He went tearing passed them and then did one of his famous skid-into-the-dirt-spin-around turns. The poor boys just about pee'd their pants and climbed up the stream. i called him and he came rippin' back, all smiles and love. i think he enjoyed his trip. i also think he will never be invited back.
Got back and could smell chili down in the car park. Master do make some good stuff.
Daughter got the sutures out of her breast yesterday. She also got the pathology report back. NON-malignant. The doc was pretty sure, but would not make a guarantee. She said he was sort of giggling when he read her the report. Said the cyst was composed of nipple tissue. She had a third nipple. Infertile and three nipples....what is the justice in that?
Master is having back problems tonight. Because i am not tall, the kitchen counters are lowered. He was cutting up the meat for the chili and His back began to spasm. Now He's wearing a wide belt to hold Him in good posture. He took a muscle relaxer, too. i massaged the muscle for about 15 minutes. i hope he'll be able to sleep tonight.
i met the president of the university today. He seems a nice man.
Max will never be invited back to the ball park. i thought i stopped far enough away from the cricket players but i was wrong. i opened the door for the poochie and he was off like a shot, straight towards the cricket pitch. He snatched up a ball and ran away. The guys playing cricket never knew what happened, the dog was in and out so fast.
The next thing i know, i'm playing chase with a dog who thinks we are having fun. He ran back towards the cricketers and unfortunate for them, he found another ball. He was really confounded, how to pick up that second ball without losing the first one. i finally grabbed his collar and told him to give me the balls. He dropped the one, and moved away from the other. About that time, a BIG cricket player came running toward me. i gave him the balls and apologized, but i don't think he saw the humor in the situation.
So dog and i moved away from the cricket pitch. And when i let him out again, he spotted some boys out for a run. He decided that looked like fun. The boys were about 200 meters ahead of the dog and he took off again like a bat outta hell. Head out, ears down, tail flying in the breeze, and those boys were nervous. He went tearing passed them and then did one of his famous skid-into-the-dirt-spin-around turns. The poor boys just about pee'd their pants and climbed up the stream. i called him and he came rippin' back, all smiles and love. i think he enjoyed his trip. i also think he will never be invited back.
Got back and could smell chili down in the car park. Master do make some good stuff.
Daughter got the sutures out of her breast yesterday. She also got the pathology report back. NON-malignant. The doc was pretty sure, but would not make a guarantee. She said he was sort of giggling when he read her the report. Said the cyst was composed of nipple tissue. She had a third nipple. Infertile and three nipples....what is the justice in that?
Master is having back problems tonight. Because i am not tall, the kitchen counters are lowered. He was cutting up the meat for the chili and His back began to spasm. Now He's wearing a wide belt to hold Him in good posture. He took a muscle relaxer, too. i massaged the muscle for about 15 minutes. i hope he'll be able to sleep tonight.
i met the president of the university today. He seems a nice man.
