100 things
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jdmklein1. I am the eldest of three.
2. I have a daughter and a son, both grown.
3. I am a masochist.
4. I love being a teacher. It is the only profession I
have ever wanted to be in.
5. I can remember only a short period of time in my
life when there wasn’t a pet in the house. That was
during the marriage.
6. I probably like my son more than my daughter, but I
am closer to her than him.
7. I hate liver. It has never been in any home of mine
since I left my mother’s house.
8. Even today, the song Yesterday by the Beatles makes
me cry.
9. As a child, my summers were spent on the river.
10. Popcorn and chicken are my favorite foods.
11. I believe I could walk into the ocean and swim until
I became one with it.
12. When I was a child I used to hate ironing my father’s
white dress shirts. Now I enjoy t because a freshly
ironed piece is proof positive that I have
accomplished something.
13. My two favorite candies are jelly beans (any type) and
snickers candy bars.
14. I am 55 years, 176 days, old as of today, June 24.
15. I am INTP.
16. I have a school girl crush on someone I know only
online. Nothing will come of it I am sure. Does that
make me a bad owned person?
17. I have taken drugs but only smoked pot twice. The
first time I saw green spots on my sister’s face. The
second time I feel asleep and slide off the seat of
Joe Risse’s truck.
18. I have two tattoos, two piercings in my left ear, one
in my right.
19. Both outer labia are pierced as are both nipples.
20. I am a binge alcoholic.
21. I have been dry for 5 years and 328 days.
22. I used to smoke.
23. I stopped smoking, cold turkey, on February 15, 1990.
24. I read someplace that you can’t say you have quit
smoking if you still remember the exact date.
25. I have trekked in Nepal.
26. It was the most physically demanding vacation I have
ever taken.
27. I have lived in HaNoi.
28. It was the most emotionally demanding thing I have
ever done.
29. I hit a man and broke his jaw.
30. He was pointing a shot gun at me at the time.
31. In my mind, lemon jello doesn’t taste very lemony.
32. I have never been able to sleep in.
33. I don’t set an alarm anymore; generally I wake up five
minutes before it would go off.
34. When my children’s father left, I began sleeping well
at night.
35. When I am nervous or upset my head fills with music.
36. I never was able to do a back bend as a child.
37. I am a fan of yoga.
38. I used yoga to prepare myself for natural childbirth
with my first child.
39. My second child was delivered by C-section.
40. I have never had a broken bone.
41. My favorite word is nickelodeon.
42. I used to own a 1967 canary yellow MGB-GT.
43. My least favorite sound is a couple arguing.
44. My go-fast car was a 1969 black and white Camero Z-28.
45. I had to get rid of it because the police used to like
to stop me and give me tickets.
46. When it was stopped it looked like it was going 75
mph.
47. I have played strip poker, and lost.
48. I have no desire to go sky diving.
49. I would love to go deep sea diving.
50. I have never been to Alaska, or Maine, but I have been
to Southern California and Southern Florida.
51. Never marry a man who has never had a pet.
52. I studied the piano from the third grade to the 10th
grade. And then my father died.
53. I eloped.
54. My son eloped.
55. My sister eloped.
56. It must be congenital.
57. Swimming is my favorite form of exercise.
58. Christopher Walken and Willem Defoe; need I say more?
59. I like coffee the very first thing in the morning and
then I’m usually done with it for the day.
60. I love the scent of a healthy dog.
61. The profession I would like to go into if I could no
longer teach is marine biology.
62. I don’t like private tutorials.
63. I have been asked if I would like to tutor this
summer.
64. The money for tutoring here is very good.
65. I get fussy and ouchie when I don’t get a regular dose
of pain.
66. I am a lucky woman but not in the way many people use
the word.
67. I have a bias against Philippine women.
68. I am a child of the summer of Love.
69. I have been arrested.
70. My favorite sound is of Master breathing while He
sleeps.
71. I am overweight, but healthy.
72. I am short, but my feet touch the ground when I stand
up.
73. I have blue eyes that are hidden behind glasses.
74. I have more gray hair than not.
75. I was raised catholic, married into the Lutheran
church, left both religions with the divorce.
76. Until I moved to Taiwan, I never lived more than 5
miles from my birth home.
77. I have never been on a jet ski.
78. I have never been on a snow mobile.
79. I got my first pair of ice skates when I was in
kindergarten.
80. My favorite curse word is fuck.
81. I love being in the classroom.
82. I don’t like private tutorials.
83. For the month of July I am doing a one-on-one private
class.
84. I prostituted myself for the money ($50/50 min.hr).
85. I have visited 37 countries and 32 states.
86. I have never been to Mexico.
87. I have read Gone With the Wind at least once a year
since I was 13.
88. My favorite movie of all time is Priscilla, Queen of
the Desert.
89. It is about time to watch it again.
90. My second favorite movie is The Commitments.
91. When I was a child I thought I would become a nun.
92. Then boys came into my life.
93. Boys may have been the worst thing to happen to me.
94. I know the secret to a perfect pie crust.
95. Baking bread is good for one’s blood pressure.
96. The most important thing I haven’t done yet is take
an ocean cruise.
97. It is very likely that I will never be grandparent to
a direct descendant.
98. I do not want to grow old.
99. If there is a god and a heaven I would like for her to
be surprised to see me at the pearly gates.
100. The one profession I could never be a part of in
politics.
2. I have a daughter and a son, both grown.
3. I am a masochist.
4. I love being a teacher. It is the only profession I
have ever wanted to be in.
5. I can remember only a short period of time in my
life when there wasn’t a pet in the house. That was
during the marriage.
6. I probably like my son more than my daughter, but I
am closer to her than him.
7. I hate liver. It has never been in any home of mine
since I left my mother’s house.
8. Even today, the song Yesterday by the Beatles makes
me cry.
9. As a child, my summers were spent on the river.
10. Popcorn and chicken are my favorite foods.
11. I believe I could walk into the ocean and swim until
I became one with it.
12. When I was a child I used to hate ironing my father’s
white dress shirts. Now I enjoy t because a freshly
ironed piece is proof positive that I have
accomplished something.
13. My two favorite candies are jelly beans (any type) and
snickers candy bars.
14. I am 55 years, 176 days, old as of today, June 24.
15. I am INTP.
16. I have a school girl crush on someone I know only
online. Nothing will come of it I am sure. Does that
make me a bad owned person?
17. I have taken drugs but only smoked pot twice. The
first time I saw green spots on my sister’s face. The
second time I feel asleep and slide off the seat of
Joe Risse’s truck.
18. I have two tattoos, two piercings in my left ear, one
in my right.
19. Both outer labia are pierced as are both nipples.
20. I am a binge alcoholic.
21. I have been dry for 5 years and 328 days.
22. I used to smoke.
23. I stopped smoking, cold turkey, on February 15, 1990.
24. I read someplace that you can’t say you have quit
smoking if you still remember the exact date.
25. I have trekked in Nepal.
26. It was the most physically demanding vacation I have
ever taken.
27. I have lived in HaNoi.
28. It was the most emotionally demanding thing I have
ever done.
29. I hit a man and broke his jaw.
30. He was pointing a shot gun at me at the time.
31. In my mind, lemon jello doesn’t taste very lemony.
32. I have never been able to sleep in.
33. I don’t set an alarm anymore; generally I wake up five
minutes before it would go off.
34. When my children’s father left, I began sleeping well
at night.
35. When I am nervous or upset my head fills with music.
36. I never was able to do a back bend as a child.
37. I am a fan of yoga.
38. I used yoga to prepare myself for natural childbirth
with my first child.
39. My second child was delivered by C-section.
40. I have never had a broken bone.
41. My favorite word is nickelodeon.
42. I used to own a 1967 canary yellow MGB-GT.
43. My least favorite sound is a couple arguing.
44. My go-fast car was a 1969 black and white Camero Z-28.
45. I had to get rid of it because the police used to like
to stop me and give me tickets.
46. When it was stopped it looked like it was going 75
mph.
47. I have played strip poker, and lost.
48. I have no desire to go sky diving.
49. I would love to go deep sea diving.
50. I have never been to Alaska, or Maine, but I have been
to Southern California and Southern Florida.
51. Never marry a man who has never had a pet.
52. I studied the piano from the third grade to the 10th
grade. And then my father died.
53. I eloped.
54. My son eloped.
55. My sister eloped.
56. It must be congenital.
57. Swimming is my favorite form of exercise.
58. Christopher Walken and Willem Defoe; need I say more?
59. I like coffee the very first thing in the morning and
then I’m usually done with it for the day.
60. I love the scent of a healthy dog.
61. The profession I would like to go into if I could no
longer teach is marine biology.
62. I don’t like private tutorials.
63. I have been asked if I would like to tutor this
summer.
64. The money for tutoring here is very good.
65. I get fussy and ouchie when I don’t get a regular dose
of pain.
66. I am a lucky woman but not in the way many people use
the word.
67. I have a bias against Philippine women.
68. I am a child of the summer of Love.
69. I have been arrested.
70. My favorite sound is of Master breathing while He
sleeps.
71. I am overweight, but healthy.
72. I am short, but my feet touch the ground when I stand
up.
73. I have blue eyes that are hidden behind glasses.
74. I have more gray hair than not.
75. I was raised catholic, married into the Lutheran
church, left both religions with the divorce.
76. Until I moved to Taiwan, I never lived more than 5
miles from my birth home.
77. I have never been on a jet ski.
78. I have never been on a snow mobile.
79. I got my first pair of ice skates when I was in
kindergarten.
80. My favorite curse word is fuck.
81. I love being in the classroom.
82. I don’t like private tutorials.
83. For the month of July I am doing a one-on-one private
class.
84. I prostituted myself for the money ($50/50 min.hr).
85. I have visited 37 countries and 32 states.
86. I have never been to Mexico.
87. I have read Gone With the Wind at least once a year
since I was 13.
88. My favorite movie of all time is Priscilla, Queen of
the Desert.
89. It is about time to watch it again.
90. My second favorite movie is The Commitments.
91. When I was a child I thought I would become a nun.
92. Then boys came into my life.
93. Boys may have been the worst thing to happen to me.
94. I know the secret to a perfect pie crust.
95. Baking bread is good for one’s blood pressure.
96. The most important thing I haven’t done yet is take
an ocean cruise.
97. It is very likely that I will never be grandparent to
a direct descendant.
98. I do not want to grow old.
99. If there is a god and a heaven I would like for her to
be surprised to see me at the pearly gates.
100. The one profession I could never be a part of in
politics.
