Things i have learned in the last week.
Jun. 6th, 2002 09:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jdmkleinIt doesn't do any good to put a puppy in a room with no windows. He will still wake up way way too early in your morning.
If a puppy is walking up the steps going into the building with its butt squinched tight, you can be sure that the minute you are not looking he will make the mess you took him outside to avoid having in the house.
Once a puppy has tasted 'human food' no matter if it was given from the table or put in the dish in the kitchen, that food is no longer considered for 'human consumption', by the puppy. It is for him.
A man who enjoys using whips and crops and rope and clamps and on humans, talks to a puppy like it was a small child.
A man who has absolutely no patience with things mechanical, electronic, or human has the patience of Job when it comes to caring for a puppy. (i like this.)
A puppy who can't hear you when you call or whistle any time during the daylight hours can hear your eyelids flutter in the early morning hours and begin to whimper, whine, and bark until you take it out to NOT go potty.
Puppies who are healthy smell heavenly.
Some puppies have really bad farts.
In Merriem-Webster online under the word intransigent it says 'think of a puppy and a bone.'
A sleeping puppy is truly a wonder of nature.
The amount of food a puppy eats has an inverse relationship to the amount it poops.
Watching a big man walking a small puppy is one of the joys of living.
A man walking naked in a house with a puppy is putting certain parts of His body in imminent danger.
Being allowed to be the protector of a puppy is another joy of living.
If a puppy is walking up the steps going into the building with its butt squinched tight, you can be sure that the minute you are not looking he will make the mess you took him outside to avoid having in the house.
Once a puppy has tasted 'human food' no matter if it was given from the table or put in the dish in the kitchen, that food is no longer considered for 'human consumption', by the puppy. It is for him.
A man who enjoys using whips and crops and rope and clamps and on humans, talks to a puppy like it was a small child.
A man who has absolutely no patience with things mechanical, electronic, or human has the patience of Job when it comes to caring for a puppy. (i like this.)
A puppy who can't hear you when you call or whistle any time during the daylight hours can hear your eyelids flutter in the early morning hours and begin to whimper, whine, and bark until you take it out to NOT go potty.
Puppies who are healthy smell heavenly.
Some puppies have really bad farts.
In Merriem-Webster online under the word intransigent it says 'think of a puppy and a bone.'
A sleeping puppy is truly a wonder of nature.
The amount of food a puppy eats has an inverse relationship to the amount it poops.
Watching a big man walking a small puppy is one of the joys of living.
A man walking naked in a house with a puppy is putting certain parts of His body in imminent danger.
Being allowed to be the protector of a puppy is another joy of living.
