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Jun. 26th, 2004 08:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jdmkleini have baby basils.
Master is still here. He got an email from a friend working in Iraq filled with good advice, such as, make sure the front and back bumpers on your vehicle are very strong, you never know when you might have to push the vehicle ahead of you out of harm's way. Or push the vehicle behind you into a ditch. Always carry a tow strap already connected to your vehicle. If you are ever in a situation where you have to tow the vehicle behind you, all that is necessary is to toss out the strap and hook it up to the second vehicle. Done in a life saving 60 seconds. Carry plenty of ammunition. Hide ammunition everywhere, pretend you are the easter bunny. This man went through 14 clips in one 24 hr. period. Let me see, 32 cartridges in a clip, x 14 clips, = a whole lot of bullets. Be careful of clean police officers. If the police are too clean, that means they have gone through the cleansing ritual of suicide bombers.
Max was supposed to be done at the animal control center today but the man who signs the papers wasn't in to sign. He was at a meeting. This is the second country i have lived in where there is only one person able to do a specific job. i honestly don't believe that, i believe it is more along the lines of no one is willing to accept any responsibility. Therefore Master must take Max back again tomorrow.
When Master was at Arifjan today, the soldier at the gate said it wasn't often they get such sharp dressed men to visit. That made Master's day.
i still haven't figured out why "someone" put Master's phone in my purse.
Filet Gumbo, an excellent diet food.
Of all the people whose journals i read, the most i have in common with any of them is three things.
Today was sheera'a day, and i'm suffering. And i have a headache.
Master is still here. He got an email from a friend working in Iraq filled with good advice, such as, make sure the front and back bumpers on your vehicle are very strong, you never know when you might have to push the vehicle ahead of you out of harm's way. Or push the vehicle behind you into a ditch. Always carry a tow strap already connected to your vehicle. If you are ever in a situation where you have to tow the vehicle behind you, all that is necessary is to toss out the strap and hook it up to the second vehicle. Done in a life saving 60 seconds. Carry plenty of ammunition. Hide ammunition everywhere, pretend you are the easter bunny. This man went through 14 clips in one 24 hr. period. Let me see, 32 cartridges in a clip, x 14 clips, = a whole lot of bullets. Be careful of clean police officers. If the police are too clean, that means they have gone through the cleansing ritual of suicide bombers.
Max was supposed to be done at the animal control center today but the man who signs the papers wasn't in to sign. He was at a meeting. This is the second country i have lived in where there is only one person able to do a specific job. i honestly don't believe that, i believe it is more along the lines of no one is willing to accept any responsibility. Therefore Master must take Max back again tomorrow.
When Master was at Arifjan today, the soldier at the gate said it wasn't often they get such sharp dressed men to visit. That made Master's day.
i still haven't figured out why "someone" put Master's phone in my purse.
Filet Gumbo, an excellent diet food.
Of all the people whose journals i read, the most i have in common with any of them is three things.
Today was sheera'a day, and i'm suffering. And i have a headache.
